It always pays to know the toilets you use. For instance, this is the handicapped stall in the ladies’ on my floor at work. It is a notoriously slow flusher and often requires a redeux. Apparently someone didn’t know that fact…

Though it may not be “lady-like” per se, the simple reality is that sometimes one flush just isn’t enough. We all know it’s true, but apparently no one has the ovaries to stick around in the stall to make sure everything went down the hole. Do us all a favor, ladies: take a minute out of your busy day to see if you need to re-do your flush, mkay?

- Found at the Publix on McBee, Greenville SC. I have no idea what that really shiny thing is in the toilet; alls I did was finish this woman’s business by doing the toe flush.