It turns out no one wants to use toilet paper that has touched the floor in a public restroom. Weird, huh? So if you’re one of those people who yanks on the toilet paper like you’re spinning the wheel on the Price Is Right, do us all a favor: rip off those squares that landed on the floor and throw them away.

Otherwise I get in the stall, see a heap of TP curled up under the dispenser, and have to detach it and toss/flush it away before I can even begin my business.